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FLUSHHH!!! GURGLE...GURGLE..It's the all too familiar sound of a toilet thats backed up. But the LCD Toilet can help. Instead of relying on the same amount of water every time no matter how much waste is involved, the LCD toilet by swirling around the waste a few times (much like the laundry machine)
can determine how much waste there is and how much water is needed. This not only insures that the toilet plunger goes unused, but also saves water when it is not needed.
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I could really use this. I hate having to flush my water saver toilet 15 times simply because I over indulged at the banquet. |
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Maybe the toilet could courtesy flush every ____ grams, too. |
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Maybe it could determine the amount of waste by measuring the displacement of the water. |
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LCD is a rather unfortunately confusing abbreviation. |
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I never knew one could get plunger insurance?! |
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Or maybe.. the toilet could have a centrifuge covered with a hydrophobic nanomaterial. We would not need to use water for flushing at all. Just turn on the centrifuge. |
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The spinning of centrifuge would extract different fractions of the material, enabling automatic classification of waste, and immediate analysis of the materials to collect health data. |
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// hydrophobic nanomaterial. // |
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"Rabid Nanites, Batman ! " |
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I would suspect that the consistency of the waste is
also a relevant factor. |
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<mumbles something about a 50L canister of flies: do your business, shut the lid, release the flies into the bowl; after they're done something attracts them back into the canister.> |
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//"Rabid Nanites, Batman ! " // |
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<considers mentioning Klingons> |
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resisting the urge to make poo puns |
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Use a high-pressure blower to blast waste into the sewer with air
pressure. Just watch out for the updraft downstream |
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