h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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Q: What do you call tequila, scotch, rum, vodka, and other
related fluids on Dec 25?
A: Christmas spirits. |
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Cool but sort of baked. Give me a sec. |
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The Alcoholly and the Ivy... |
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What [2fries] said. WKTE. |
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Hmm. The problem space of hiding liquor is well explored, indeed. |
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The outstanding problem appears to be the very short shelf-life -
or rather tree-life - of such products. |
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The sequence seems to be: |
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1. Purchase 12 expensive alcohol-filled tree decorations. |
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3. Leave tree unguarded for eight seconds. |
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4. Try to work out why there are only two-and-a-bit decorations
remaining. |
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