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When is the last time you cleaned your dog's belly button? Time seems to have genetically engineered dogs so that they have neither an inny nor an outy. There must be a gene that defines what is left when the umbilical cord is cut and dried. Think of all the money we will save in Q Tips!
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Some navel-gazers observe lint in the mistaken belief they're being religious. |
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Well, this screws my idea for an avian navel cleaner… |
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I thought it might be medical terminology I didn’t know. |
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"No, not a sailor's cap, I want a _navel_ cap!" |
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