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Lintless Belly Buttons

 Neither inny nor outy
 
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When is the last time you cleaned your dog's belly button? Time seems to have genetically engineered dogs so that they have neither an inny nor an outy. There must be a gene that defines what is left when the umbilical cord is cut and dried. Think of all the money we will save in Q Tips!
—KramShecet, Jun 02 2003

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