h a l f b a k e r yQuis custodiet the custard?
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Motorized & battery powered, of course. |
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with seemingly magical hula-hoop attachment. |
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All optional. Along with the voice command feature. "Hammer right" places your hammer on your right side. "Help, attacker!" spins furiously. |
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.." Robin! Quick! Pass me the Bat Shark Repellant from your Lazy Susan Utility Belt!".. |
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Why do you want the belt to help attackers? |
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Superb idea [world], but verging on the redundant with [tc]'s conveyor belt. The only difference being that yours is a bearing mounted dual belt arrangement and [tc]'s uses "the latest in electric muscle technology and NASA's snake robotics". |
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It wouldn't have to be too complex. I can even imagine a teflon-based belt with only one moving part (similar to the one described in Ball Bearing Belt). Besides, have you seen the abuse airport luggage carousels take? They are quite complex and have mostly the same function. |
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I hope it comes with... um... protection. |
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Dim Sum or the sushi on little boats? |
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Could come with a bat-atomizer for chili powder - when waiters get stuck in those tough situations. |
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I do so very much like this idea. |
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Shall it be hot curry powder, parmesean, or "Russian Roulette?" |
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