h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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This belt has a buckle that has one of those low sounding Chinese
meditation balls on it with a bell with a high degree of sensitivity.
This way
when your center of intention moves you are outed and thus
become
more aware of your body language and thus freer, thus liberty
belt.
Similar Biofeedback belt providing a sense of Direction.
http://archive.wire...hive/15.04/esp.html
Wearer is always cognizant of which way is North. [AusCan531, Mar 06 2015]
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For added pseudoscience, a "polygraph vest" (with LCD
display) could be worn. |
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"Is that a liberty belt you're wearing, or are you just
pleased to see me? " |
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Not in a public place, no. |
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I was hoping this would be the opposite of a chastity belt, for libertines. |
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What the fuck is a center of intention? And how does
my belt buckle know when it moves? And would the
bell not be activated simply by movement? |
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You swore, hence your center of intention just shifted...ding
dong, ding dong. |
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Yes, I've decided to try profanity for a while, at least
until my career improves. Apparently, it's fucking
awesome (profanity, that is). |
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