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Lays party bag
Put a mylar helium balloon with the word "party" on it at the empty space in potato chip bags | |
The most well known manufacturer of potato chips in the US is Lays.
There is lots of air in the top of the bags. They could replace the air with a festive floating balloon inside the bag that says "party" or perhaps "happy birthday"
Dishonest gas
Dishonest_20gas
Similar [8th of 7, May 06 2018]
8th of 7's Standard Anti-Cat Rant Header
http://www.halfbake...m/user/8th_20of_207
First item under "Notes:" [8th of 7, May 06 2018]
Helium shortage?
https://www.wired.c...ge-vastly-inflated/
Eh, maybe. [RayfordSteele, May 06 2018]
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//empty space in potato chip bags// AT potato chip bags,
shirley? |
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Most balloons are made by Monsanto as a
byproduct of one of their toxic GM Frankenstein
food product chains. |
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May we draw your attention to our very useful #include file, <EOSSACR.H> ? |
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Much time, effort and typing (as well as space on the HB server) could be saved if you were to create XSPACCR.H (Xenzag' s Standard Pointless Anti-Corporate Capitalism Rant) in your profile. |
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Then, whenever GM foods, hybridization, strip-mining, gratuitous use of chemical weapons, or economic exploitation of disadvantaged proles in hot countries far away are mentioned, you can (as we do, whenever pro-cat ideas appear) just #include the header file and everyone will immediately know your views. |
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Maltesers are the food of the gods, [Ian]. |
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// the trauma of not getting a Chopper for Christmas in 1975 // |
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No wonder you've turned out so bitter and twisted, [IT]. That sort of psychological wound just doesn't heal ... |
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Nut chopper? Chopper bike? Helicopter? All three? Perhaps
you weren't specific enough in the type of chopper you
wanted? |
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I'd love to see Ian's rant about a random meaningless
Americanism. |
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