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a small cat sized hat with built in laser pointer. It always will
entertain the cat and always be in their field of vision.
Puurrrrfect for those bored kitties.
How to disable a cat
http://www.youtube....outube_gdata_player
For 8th of 7 [Ling, Sep 25 2011]
Bolt Interactive Pet Laser Toy.
http://www.thinkgee...meoffice/pets/cae2/
not a hat, but same idea. [jaksplat, Sep 26 2011]
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If you could get your cat to wear a hat...that would be the thing. |
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[The Alterother] has taped many things to cats' heads
(mostly while assisting in veterinary procedures) and can
state quite confidently that it is an endeavor suited only
for the foolish or the well-trained. |
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A sufficiently light-weight attachment to a collar might be
more feasible. Despite my initial disappointment that this
was not a delightful new Borg-harrassment device, I love
the idea of a cat-propelled cat toy.
[+] |
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// cats can rip loosely fitting collars off // |
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Then you need to adjust thier collars until they fit
properly. That way kitty is comfortable while she's going
bonkers over the laser dot that she's too f#€%ing stupid to
figure out is coming from the little thing dangling from her
well-fitted collar. |
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Opinion: cats are overrated. Primarily by themselves. |
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My cat would immediately use the laser to blind me. |
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// duct taping the hat to the cat's head // |
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// adjust thier collars until they fit properly // |
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Easy to tell when the collar is tight enough - the heartbeat stops. |
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You're getting predictable... |
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"Resistance is futile ..." |
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It would be better of the laser pointer blinked off whenever it sensed a sharp acceleration. That way, the cat could "stalk" the dot, but every time it pounced, the dot would vanish, only to appear a few seconds later somewhere nearby. |
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Can cats experience a psychotic break, we wonder ... |
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8th, careful, that was almost a nice idea... |
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I was also going to employ "bobble-head"
technology, so the laser dot would flicker and bob
around based on the cat moving it's head |
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Can there be an option to rack the power up to, say,
30 or 40 watts? |
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// Can cats experience a psychotic break, we wonder ...
// |
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Considering that a cat is more or less psychotic to begin
with, I'm going to say this may be a moot question. |
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I'd have thought a staple gun would be sufficient... |
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....why is this beginning to remind of a cat-sized version of the laser sight in the Predator flicks? |
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Small machine screws, dental acrylic, and a Dremel
drill. You don't need a scalpel and periosteal
elevator: a
razor blade and a butter knife will do. |
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oh then, // bored kitties// means the hole is already in their head? |
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Shades of Bonsai Kittens...I loved that page. And the people who thought it was serious. |
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Perhaps one could give the kitty a perm and use a strip of Velcro to attach the laser? This may be less permanent than some of the other suggestions. After all there are many other things that could be attached to a kitty’s head. A bottle opener would be helpful while a flaming torch merely decorative. |
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// a flaming torch merely decorative. // |
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... but not if it were attached to, for instance, a cartridge of Thermite. Then it would be VERY useful. |
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//Then it would be VERY useful//
At burning your house down. While the cat somehow walked away unharmed. |
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That presupposes a cat at liberty in [8th_of_7]'s
house. |
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[+] ... i don't know how i missed this. |
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<pictures a Borg, not mentioning any particular designation, illuminated by a bunch of red-dot felines> |
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Dr Seuss with hat-mounted proton cannon... |
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If I were borg I would happily assimilate cats |
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