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Because
a) it means that others cannot see
b) because it is dangerous to both parties and all around
climbing onto the shoulders of another to get yourself a better view at concerts is A Bad Thing.
Hence, a ceiling mounted, roaming water cannon of variable gush. Programmed to hit
targets taller than a owner-specified height with a gentle "get down" reminder.
Can also be used to cool down overheating clubbers and to eliminate the fears caused when "the roof is on fire."
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Also mildly dangerous when combined with electric equipment held close to human contact (guitars, mics, etc.). |
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Use something non conducting, pure ethanol? |
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[kbecker] better hope it's a non-smoking venue then... |
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mfy, you are just too sensible for words. |
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Trap doors in the floor... |
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...trap mice under the floor...
Since when were doors considered as pests? |
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Especially given your alternative uses, I think you'd be better off using a water cannon. |
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not quite, quite - just quite quietly. |
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Nothing's worse than unrequited madess. |
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Subtitle suggestion: "Do a little dance, make a little love..." |
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Subtitle suggestion: "Get down, get down..." |
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Water cannon will simply encourage people to get on each other's shoulders in order to get blasted. |
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