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As meek and timid Annie McDuff holds aloft her magic lollipop and intones "I have the power" she mystically transmogrifies into the golden, shining protector of the worlds pedestrian children: L.L.L.
Clad in shimmering, flourescent yellow she is beautifully radiant: Her form penetratingly visible
in all weather and all climes like a shining beacon of hope. She is the bane of all things 'traffic' - holding back tides of cars - helping children across the road as Moses crossed the Red Sea.
Weilding her magical "Lollipop of Innocence and Protection" like some great ax she slices through inner city congestion as if she were a peer of Hermes and Nike, aiding everyday lollipop people and coming to the rescue of street crossing children everywhere.
A real-life Lollipop Lady
http://www.holyhead...20Ailia%20Lewis.jpg
For those that have never heard of the term 'Lollipop' person... and to rebuff those fools trying to use some kind of sweetie/candy joke [Jinbish, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Quite the Opposite
http://unsinkableco...es/childcatcher.jpg
I can smell children near... [Don Quixote, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Speed-bump Man
http://www.halfbake...Man/addnote#addnote
Friend of the Lollipop Lady [DesertFox, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Speed-bump Man
Speed-bump_20Man/addnote.html#addnote
Friend of the Lollipop Lady [DesertFox, Oct 21 2004]
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I wouldn't want to meet this one in a dark alley. |
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and her sidekick, the candyman |
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or her faithful other sidekick, Icecreamvanman. |
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And her evil arch enemy 'bastian bull bars. |
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"Greetings, Walking Green Man and Standing Red Man. Why did you leave the traffic light?"
"Hi L-L-Lady. We wondered if you'd l-l-let us l-l-lick your l-l-lollipop again?" |
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Does she shut down chat rooms as well? |
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Only if she owns the chat room infrastructure and service. |
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The American version has to be called Legendary Crossing Guard. It loses something in translation, but her abbreviation could be LXG. |
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Guard? So they stop the kids from crossing? I have visions of big guys in army gear and mirrored sunglasses. |
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If the L.L.L. Gives Lollipops as a reward for crossing the street, my kids would probably opt out of going to the park all together in favor of becoming profesional pedestrians. |
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The LLL does not give lollipops to children. That would be madness. School uniformed favourites are granted a rummage in a paper bag of dust encrusted boiled sweets of a type not made since "peace in our time." |
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I suppose that's our tax dollars at work |
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But can even she stop that little green man from flashing? |
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Yes, but what terrible "bombarding by gamma rays" caused her to become LLL (like the Hulk or Spiderman) Or is this a "family wiped out by rogue car- vowed to protect all pedestrians" kind of superhero (like the punisher or Batman)?
Is she part of the Pedestrians League of America?
Shouldn't her arch nemesis be pedestrian overpassss....... I fffeel so wwwweak....... |
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No. Her super-powers eminate from her majestic "Lollipop of Innocence and Protection".. a lá He-Man (big clue in the [By the Power of GreySkull] "I have the power"!) or Thor (Marvel god with blonde hair and peculiar vernacular). |
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//Marvel god with blonde hair and peculiar vernacular// oh good. Guy Fox is back.. |
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well there was some gossip... |
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//I wouldn't want to meet this one in a dark alley.//
[k_sra] |
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Since she is a "shining beacon of hope" any dark alley she is in would become a light alley. |
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