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Name: Kaptain Kosher,
Occupation: Rabbi by Sabbath, Super Hero by The-Rest-Of- The-Time,
Powers: Divine intervention,
Weapons: Menorah flame thrower,
Passover Plagues,
Costume: The Torah Breast Plate and a metal reinforced
Yamuka,
Nemises: Crustacian Man and The Piglet
[Up, Up, and Oy Vey!]
(?) Bibliography of Jewish Comics
http://www.geocitie...lis/5756/JWISHC.HTM
Includes plenty of Jewish superheroes. [egnor, Feb 04 2001]
(?) Cover art from "Shaloman"
http://www.geocitie...lis/5756/shlman.htm
He's got a Hebrew letter on his chest and everything. What more do you want? [egnor, Feb 04 2001]
(?) Superman himself was Jewish
http://www.tattoojew.com/supermensch.html
...though he didn't make a big deal out of it. [egnor, Feb 04 2001]
(?) Sabra
http://www.geocitie...ood/2855/sabra.html
Part of the Marvel world. Able to life 50 tons, can run at 60 mph or fly at 300 mph, wears a Star of David on her forehead, member of the Israeli Super Soldiers. [egnor, Feb 04 2001]
(?) Mazel tov!
http://www.geocitie...fran-can/JWISHC.HTM
Scroll waaaaaaaaaay down to Kaptain Kosher [thumbwax, Jul 24 2002]
[link]
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Attacks by throwing Deadly Spinning Driedls (sp?) in his enemies general direction |
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. . . Last time, you remember, our hero, Kaptain Kosher, in his secret identity as mild-mannered reporter David Mogen, was being menaced by the National Aryan White-Peoples Party, who were trying to tempt him with free ham. Ducking into a nearby synagogue, he reappears as KAPTAIN KOSHER: faster than a speeding rumor, more powerful than a swastika, able to leap over a mosque in a single bound. Together with his sidekick, Aleph-Null, he fights for justice, intelligence, tolerance, fairness, equality, and a piece of whitefish from the middle, a NICE piece of whitefish, you know what I mean, Sid?| — | deacon,
May 24 2001, last modified May 25 2001 |
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Master of the ancient martial art of "Jew Jitsu". 3-time winner of the "Best Dressed Superhero" award (his dad's a tailor). Was a member of the JLA (the Jewish Literary Association). |
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Refused to join the Seven Soldiers of Victory because they didn't have enough members for a minyan. |
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Kosher Croissant. Interestingly, I found this idea on the halfbakery while strolling around elsewhere on the net. See link |
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Thats Ace. But, thumb, why were you looking up Jewish Super Heroes? |
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<secret shame>"krustyland"</secret shame>
Stick that in yer Google Search and see where ya end up *weeps* |
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so, about superman - how was the bris performed? using a kryptonite scalpel or something? |
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Ah, you forget that the bris is performed eight days after the childs birth. When superman arived on earth he was already a toddler. The people of krypton would already have the tools to complete the bris of a super-human being. |
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wait a minute, the Kryptonians were jews, too? I thought we were talking about the Kents... |
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(oh, and don't forget - the Kryptonians aren't super-powered on Krypton - It is the earth's yellow sun which lent Kalel his powers.. or something..) |
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Croissant for "Up, up and Oy Vey!" |
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Hm. I saw the title and was expecting pork free breakfast cereal. |
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Good job it's not, I prefer a nice bacon bap for brekkie. |
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Well, ther you go yama, its just an ordinary blade for the Kryptonians. |
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