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After the big hurricane a few years ago on the island of Kauai, a lot of chickens got loose. They mixed with feral Filipino fighting fowl and now are a thriving and burgeoning wild population. In the absence of any real predators, chickens rule the island, growing fat and sassy on fallen fruit and
earwigs.
No-one there eats them, but these people have the world's highest per capita spam intake. But imagine the appeal to citified mainland foodies: Wild, guava-fed chickens of Kauaii! I am actually getting pretty hungry right now thinking about them. These flavorful birds would sell at premium prices and require slow cooking - preferably with fruit, cane sugar and tropical spices.
To prevent chaos, the island could license chicken collectors who would hunt them down for the market.
Chicken on the beach
http://www.poipubea...otos/poipu19_sm.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
You want to eat Ginger and Mac and Rocky and all the others?
http://www.reel.com...asp?node=chickenrun For shame! [DrCurry]
Proud hawaiian chicken.
http://www.artheart...redfallschicken.jpg [DrCurry, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Proud hawaiian chicken.
http://www.artheart...redfallschicken.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
Did I mention all the chickens?
http://kimsadventur...starmom/sat2/12.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
Chickens, I tell you, Chickens!
http://www.coconutp....net/images/moa.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
Suspiciously bold chicken and similar sunbathers.
http://www.oregonph.../Kee-Chick-opt1.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
Look at the little ones! Where's my soy sauce???
http://www.cs.wisc....um_101-0193_IMG.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
mmmmm baby hawaiian chicken.
http://www.ilind.ne...mages_2001/baby.jpg [bungston, Oct 05 2004]
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I weep for the human race. ("There's an interesting animal on this island....Hey! Let's eat it!") |
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"Well, why didn't you round up the chickens when they got loose?" |
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"Those battery hens, they just kept going and going." |
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You've gone bit bonkers with these chicken links, [bungston]. Maybe you need to just have some Spam like everyone else. |
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