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Chicken Gym
In just 14 days, they can be bigger, stronger and more confident! | |
Treadmills, weight machines, flying rooms, static
resistance
machines... all designed and sized to build bigger
and
meatier chickens as quickly as possible.
Tired of having floor grit kicked in your face?
Attract more hens!
Stand up to chickenhawks!
This simple trick will add
three inches to the
circumference
of your cocks in a matter of weeks!
[link]
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I missed you. Can you scale this up for fish as well? |
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I missed him too but 4,330 kilometres is a very long shot. |
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As they said in old Mother Russia: No matter how you feed
the wolf, the jackass has a bigger dick. |
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Actually they really said: No matter how you feed the wolf,
it will look to the forest. But the other version won out. |
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You'll do a lot better to use free-range chickens, spread the
food about in the dirt, feed them partially with active
insects
they'll have to chase, and spread a lot of rocks around
they'll
have to scamper over. At which point you'll have a lot of
muscle-bound chickenheads (so far so good) but they'll be
very, very tough. (bad) |
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Most people have a moral problem with keeping chicks in
cages but if you want chicks or cocks that are
soft and juicy for your mouth you'll need to do that, or at
least suspend them and feed them in one place.
the lack of exercise is what makes the meat desirable. |
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The present system of breeding them to grow very fast and
killing them before their legs give out really is the best way
as long as you don't worry about morality. May I point to
my "stupider chickens" idea for making things more ethical? |
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Hmmm, Only 3 inches, well that ain't very much!!! (Hellooo
bubba, long time no speak!) |
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