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1. Exhume Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's and noted ex-philanthropist.
2. Expose his corpse to radiation, foul necromantic magic, and the solo albums of three former members of Menudo.
3. Make him wear a toga, and spray perfume in his eyes.
4. Unleash in Tokyo.
If I'm right (and
Toho never lies), we'll soon have mecha, genetically engineered soldiers, superlasers that freeze stuff, and have exposed an alien plot to take over the world.
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Your ignorance of 1990s Puerto Rican boy bands is disappointing, [hippo]. (Mind you, so is mine) |
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My complete ignorance on this subject does not disappoint me! |
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[pert] a shameful lacuna in my knowledge which I must rectify |
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Once you're caught up with that, let me introduce you to Melchett Doma - Stephen Fry performing Belarussian post-punk through a big waxed moustache. |
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