Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Jurassic Croissant

 
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HB theme park with display cases of earliest artefacts, like way back when I had hair, or something like that..

Lots of ramps and wheelchair access, large texts displays and hopefully none of that "Clever girl" bit...

not_morrison_rm, Jul 31 2016


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       ... altho the SPAS-12 stays. We insist.
8th of 7, Jul 31 2016
  

       Possibly with a reconstruction of Beanangel from fossil records...
not_morrison_rm, Jul 31 2016
  

       The rather large café will no doubt have a devoted (and rather overworked) chef-de-custard, but I sincerely hope it won't be serving speciality jams.
TomP, Aug 01 2016
  

       Home of the 50 pound croissant challenge. If you can eat all of it, you don't have to pay for your meal.   

       Accueil du défi croissant de 50 livres. Si vous pouvez manger tout cela, vous ne devez pas payer pour votre repas.   

       ( cause the French invent everything first. )
popbottle, Aug 01 2016
  

       // French //   

       Sp. "french", Pr. "foul-smelling uncouth perfidious cheese-eating surrender-monkeys".   

       They have the unique distinction of being the only nation on your planet capable of creating an ugly steam railway locomotive, for which they should all be banished to the Outer Darkness* for all eternity.   

       *but only if banishment to Gary, Indiana is not available.
8th of 7, Aug 01 2016
  


 

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