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HB theme park with display cases of earliest artefacts, like
way back when I had hair, or something like that..
Lots of ramps and wheelchair access, large texts displays and
hopefully none of that "Clever girl" bit...
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... altho the SPAS-12 stays. We insist. |
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Possibly with a reconstruction of Beanangel from fossil
records... |
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The rather large café will no doubt have a devoted (and rather overworked) chef-de-custard, but I sincerely hope it won't be serving speciality jams. |
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Home of the 50 pound croissant challenge. If you can eat all of it, you don't have to pay for your meal. |
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Accueil du défi croissant de 50 livres. Si vous pouvez manger tout cela, vous ne devez pas payer pour votre repas. |
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( cause the French invent everything first. ) |
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Sp. "french", Pr. "foul-smelling uncouth perfidious cheese-eating surrender-monkeys". |
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They have the unique distinction of being the only nation on your planet capable of creating an ugly steam railway locomotive, for which they should all be banished to the Outer Darkness* for all eternity. |
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*but only if banishment to Gary, Indiana is not available. |
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