h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Calm BBC announcer voice....."It's 5.48am" followed a few seconds
later by: "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!" - blaring John McEnroe
voice.
Video clip: John McEnroe: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!
https://www.youtube...watch?v=t0hK1wyrrAU
It was a bit of a spread, Mr. McEnroe. [jutta, Jul 29 2017]
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Immediately before this, the clock should spray a
small amount of chalk dust into the air |
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"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!" a typo! (is a time typo a timo?) |
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<snooze button> 10 minutes later..."OH COME ON!" |
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That's not a typo. 5.48 am equates to 5:28.8 am. Which is
clearly too early. |
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You mean 0548, local time ? |
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Sorry to spoil it for you, but this time does not in reality exist. Any time earlier than 0930 is so brutally uncivilized as to be easily disregarded. |
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Can't be true. Donald Trump tweets at 3 am EST which is like
8 something your time, and despite my most earnest wishes,
has
not ceased to exist yet. |
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Could you and he not meet halfway on this issue ? As a gesture of good faith, maybe you could cease to exist first ? |
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I thought this was going to be Pong snooze, where if you
interact with the alarm just a little you can change the
alarm tone to something pleasant, or just put if off. .|' |
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That's the Colt M1911A1 .45ACP snooze. |
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The downside is you need a new alarm clock every day. |
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//5:28.8 // 5:28:48 : the bitching hour. |
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