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John McEnroe Alarm Clock
 
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Calm BBC announcer voice....."It's 5.48am" followed a few seconds later by: "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!" - blaring John McEnroe voice.
—xenzag, Jul 28 2017

Video clip: John McEnroe: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! https://www.youtube...watch?v=t0hK1wyrrAU
It was a bit of a spread, Mr. McEnroe. [jutta, Jul 29 2017]

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       Immediately before this, the clock should spray a small amount of chalk dust into the air
—hippo, Jul 28 2017
   

       "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!" a typo! (is a time typo a timo?)
—xenzag, Jul 28 2017
   

       <snooze button> 10 minutes later..."OH COME ON!"   

       That's not a typo. 5.48 am equates to 5:28.8 am. Which is clearly too early.
—RayfordSteele, Jul 28 2017
   

       // It's 5.48am //   

       You mean 0548, local time ?   

       Sorry to spoil it for you, but this time does not in reality exist. Any time earlier than 0930 is so brutally uncivilized as to be easily disregarded.
—8th of 7, Jul 28 2017
   

       Can't be true. Donald Trump tweets at 3 am EST which is like 8 something your time, and despite my most earnest wishes, has not ceased to exist yet.
—RayfordSteele, Jul 28 2017
   

       Could you and he not meet halfway on this issue ? As a gesture of good faith, maybe you could cease to exist first ?
—8th of 7, Jul 29 2017
   

       I thought this was going to be Pong snooze, where if you interact with the alarm just a little you can change the alarm tone to something pleasant, or just put if off. .|'
—beanangel, Jul 29 2017
   

       That's the Colt M1911A1 .45ACP snooze.   

       The downside is you need a new alarm clock every day.
—8th of 7, Jul 29 2017
   

       //5:28.8 // 5:28:48 : the bitching hour.
—FlyingToaster, Jul 29 2017
   


 

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