Job interview obstacle course

Arrive early for the interview. Notice moat. Look for a way across the moat. Barring a drawbridge, use ingenuity to cross moat. Once in the building, follow the road map carpet tiles to the internal water transportation area. Paddle raft down lazy river (making sure the transparent tie doesn't get wet). Meet up with the other applicants. Once everyone who is going to make it has, proceed to cubicle area (being mindful of corridor etiquette). Once in the cubicle area, applicants are divided into two teams and a round of cubicle crosswords is played. The losing team is dismissed en masse and get to tell their friends that the didn't want the job in the first place. The remaining applicants proceed through a cubicle maze. The first applicant to complete the maze gets the job and is promptly provided with a siesta voucher, self-leveling executive chair and a free ride home courtesy of CarryMeHome.com.

{Note: Human Resources is not opposed to a nominal job interview 'deposit' (to help grease the skids as it were).}