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Breakfast cereal in the shapes of Great White Sharks and Attractive Female Swimmers. The shark shape is made just buoyant enough so that it floats with the dorsal fin sticking out of the milk. The swimmer has a strawberry jam centre which stains the milk red when bitten into.
Deep Sea Crunch
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[skinflaps, Feb 05 2007]
Ha Heh, We're going to need a bigger bowl.
http://s68.photobuc...rent=jawsflakes.jpg
cracks me up. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 07 2007]
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Needs a Quinn Weetabix boat. |
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Geez, what does it take to get kids to eat these days. |
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"a strawberry jam centre which stains the milk red when bitten into" - only in the kid's mouth. The swimmers should stain the milk red, period(/full stop). |
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//swimmers should stain the milk red, period// |
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You're confusing this with [benfrost]'s "Carrie: The breakfast cereal" |
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//You're confusing this with [benfrost]'s "Carrie: The breakfast cereal"// |
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Are those the ones with little people with the soda-filled heads? So when the milk penetrates the sugar coating, their heads explode? |
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//So when the milk penetrates the sugar coating, their heads explode?// |
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Nope that'd be Scanners cereal. |
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"She's got three barrels in 'er!" |
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Carrie: The Cup-O-Soup. Warm, red, with a little string dangling over the edge of the mug. Served with dirty pillows. |
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"we're gonna need a bigger spoon!" |
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Not sure it's worthy of its own idea, so I'll park it here as an annotation: "Don't Look Now: The Breakfast Cereal - sweet, red, tasty-looking pieces of cereal float in your milk, however their underside, once you manage to turn one over to look at it, appears to be maggot-ridden and evil." |
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