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Cat a nervous sleeper? It's probably nervous about being spotted by a great owl and being eaten - and jealous of its free-roaming wild cousins that can rest safely in vegetation that matches their coat colours.
When your cat is young, bring it along to us and we'll custom make an Inviso-cat beanbag
for you. We scan your cat and run the colour and patterns (width of stripe, size of patches, socks yes or no, pink bits yes or no, points, etc) through our custom software. Our skilled foam artisans then crumble, cut, slice, extrude and tint a bean bag full of foam pieces that is put into a clear sack to form your cat's safe haven resting pad.
Be amazed when you view your sleeping cat on its Inviso-cat beanbag - you won't even know its there.
Becoming two-cats mad? Not a problem, just return to our factory with both cats and we'll easily adjust the foam mix so that both cats can blend in perfectly to the bag, safe from swooping owls, nosy dogs and cat hating neighbours.
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Why do we need to bring the feline to the factory? There's more than one way to scan a cat. |
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[SFX: tired, distracted person sitting down onto beanbag.]
[SFX: very upset cat.] |
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Exactly. We used to have a marmalade cat. And a living room carpet with large round patterned orange spots. Caused the cat no end of grief when he chose to nap there. |
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