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Pick up trucks are characterised by their rear carrying
space into which all kinds of items can be casually tossed
then driven from place to place. That's perfectly ok until
you have to move some delicate that's easily broken.
This is when you're glad to paid a little bit extra get the
inflating
version of your new pick up truck.
As the name suggests, the rear storage area is
completely lined with inflating bags that take the form
of a large number of individual segments.
You simply place that fragile item in the back; fold up
the flat bed door, then press the inflate button. The
segments immediately begin filling up with a type of
jelly, forming a protective soft cushion that surrounds
and protects all items from impact damage as you drive
along the crumbling roads that characterise many parts
of the world, especially rural America.
Items safely moved, the inflating bags can be switched
off; their contents sucked back into storage tanks and
the pick up's storage area returned to its deflated state
Inflatable packaging comb
[pocmloc, Jun 11 2021]
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Keeps the kids from falling out the back too. |
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''Hey, before you go, the boss wants this one on, for
central". |
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Be honest, does this truck make my rear end look fat? |
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//nice sensible idea// I'm not so sure that's a compliment |
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nice [2fries]. Just suck it in a bit. |
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//does this truck make my rear end look fat?//You
were used as its model. That’s what the royalties
are for. |
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[xen] it is a compliment but thought it should be
called * inflatable pick up truck bed* as the entire
truck doesn’t inflate…oh maybe that is too
sensible…haha |
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If the entire passenger cabin was fitted with this invention you could dispense with seat belts and the ride would be much safer. |
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//Be honest, does this truck make my rear end look fat?// |
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Umm, yeah. It's the truck. |
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I think you included the word "jelly" on purpose to give us some low-hanging fruit, so we wouldn't catch a subtler and more important reason it may be a bad idea. Clever.[+] |
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Oh, surely there's a better fluid than jelly for this.
Something thick, squishy... preferably yellow... |
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No, my mother-in-law is not available. Also, custard
has completely wrong properties for
this. You want it to give a little in an accident |
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