h a l f b a k e r y"My only concern is that it wouldn't work, which I see as a problem."
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Let's face it - dentures can cost a fortune. These teeth are cheap, replaceable and soft to the touch. Small string ties fasten them to your upper or lower gums, and with a quick blow into the nozzle, they may be inflated to their proper size - ready for a night on the town.
Care may be required
if chewing on hard items during meals, as these teeth are strictly for cosmetic purposes. Inflatable Teeth patching kits are sold separately.
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You're on a roll tonight, [benfrost]. In the words of Arnold Rimmer: "Benfrost, have you been at the marijuana gin again?" |
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[+] For the annoying squeaking sound you can make when grinding your teeth. |
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Could you twang your top teeth with
your bottom teeth and make them go
'badubbadubbadubbadubba'? |
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You're in a bar chatting up a hot chick. Everything seems to be going well, then one of her teeth explodes .. the one next to it starts to deflate .. disturbing. |
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There has to be a pun here involving
blow-jobs. |
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In the past three months, I've had so much stress that my jaw is completely tense while I sleep... costing me three broken teeth. These inflatable ones will be a good option for me in a couple years. :( |
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Yow, Pericles, I hope this is temporary
stress. |
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[Pericles] - a mouthguard might help. Of course, a visit to the dentist wouldn't hurt... er... be a bad thing, either. :) |
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There aren't many jobs/people/things in life worth getting *that* stressed about. Hope it resolves itself, soon. |
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[Pericles] What ever happened to mañana? |
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You're also right [wags]. I hope this stressed life of mine won't continue being so for much longer. I just have to save some money to move to another country, where the job I do is still fun but less stressing ang better paid. |
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Thanks [Detly] and [sartep]. I went to the dentist when I swallowed a piece of tooth, and this was how I found out that two more were broken without me even noticing. Of course, the mouthguard is not part of my night ritual. Not too sexy, but very useful; I was now getting more stressed before going to bed just from knowing that I could break more of my teeth. |
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It should be possible to design these so
that they squeak. |
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or make rude farting sounds much like a whoopee cushion as you chew on a bit of beef jerky/chicken leg etc |
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I remember "eat your teeth" or something which was quite sensible but whoopy teeth is funny |
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