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Small (1cm) ball with tiny linear gears inside, along 3
perpendicular axes.
When chewing along any dimension, it compresses a bit,
with
resistance, with a satisfying "crunch" sound.
The gear rotation provides energy for a speaker to augment
the sound.
Tiny internal springs expand
the dimension after each bite,
to
provide infinite* crunching.
(*Your mileage may vary.)
Yes, weight-loss food is still food, right? Zero-calorie foods
are sold. And, yes, this sounds pretty disgusting, & may be
my worst idea here.
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Is there a category for Food:Energy:Generation ? |
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all food is energy transfer/conversion after all. |
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Should be attached to a fine chain and 10cm T-bar to prevent accidental swallowing. |
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//prevent accidental swallowing.// |
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//And, yes, this sounds pretty disgusting, & may be
my worst idea here.// Now I have to go look at your
list of ideas, click on them all, read them all, rate
them all, and then come back and comment. I'll be
back. |
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[+] Had me at mechanical crunchy chewing gum, irregardless of any weight-loss claims. |
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