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GROGco appreciates the essential role played by our superheroes, and empathizes with the lonely life they have carved out for themselves. In almost every case, a love life is simply out of the question...
Until Now!
We are pleased to present a wide range of GROGco Inflatable Love Dolls for Superheroes!
We have fireproof models for Johnny Flame-On, Kevlar models for Superman, and weighted waterproof models for Aqua-man. For Spider-man, we have a very bouncy version just in case it slips away during a particularly daring swing between office buildings.
And ladies, we haven't forgotten you! Wonder Woman will be delighted with the studly versions, complete with a full set of prerecorded taped sweet truthful nothings that will immediately kick in if she lasso's it with her Lasso of Truth.
Batman is respectfully requested to remove the hand grenades from his utility belt prior to the evenings activities.
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GROGco regrets to announce a recall of all Wonder Woman models after it was discovered that a wise-guy in the Engineering Department included taped messages such as "...wow, that's a lot of thigh fat..." and "...you **DO** realize there's a ball game on, right?..." |
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Grog's been reading early Niven essays. Somebody grab
him, I'll get the ether... |
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"Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton..." |
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Maybe now Aqua-man will leave the dolphins alone... |
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I don't know about the idea but 'The Indestructible Love Dolls' would be a great name for a band! |
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"Indestructable Love Doll" as a tag phrase rolls off the tongue. I think it would be a better song than band. |
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Nope, it works best as an album title. |
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The trick for the album cover would be to impart that steely gaze of the indestructable to the face of an inflatable love doll. Usually the mouth sabotages all expressiveness. |
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As opposed to a "One size fits all single use disposable love doll".
sigh |
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I think they call that pie. |
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