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Each time you make love to a new woman, photograph their vagina and display the image on a small badge or button on your vest/jacket/hat etc.
If you should confront the same woman that has an image of their vagina on your clothing, whilst in the supermarket/dentist waiting room/polo club etc ensure
that you do not forget their name as this may often offend.
Conversely, this may also be done by heterosexual women - though the title of this idea should be altered to something more appropriate.
'Memoirs of a Geisha' by Arthur Golden
http://www.amazon.c...202-5406952-5371800
[DrBob, Jun 19 2005]
Ghostface lyrics
http://www.ohhla.com/YFA_ghost.html
very much like Keats, I feel. [calum, Jun 21 2005]
Yum!
http://www.pizzavol....it/DSCN0118lit.jpg
[daseva, Jun 22 2005]
Do You Recognize This?
http://www1.ihatemy...atge_ficeb_2004.jpg
The poster for the Festival of Erotic Cinema in Barcelona 2004. [baconbrain, Jul 12 2005]
Vulva Puppets
http://www.yoni.com.../holidayvulvas.html
No comment. [ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 16 2006]
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don't pretend to be so innocent. |
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Wasn't/isn't there a corollary idea on the site for a t shirt with a picture of the wearer's arse? Might make for an interesting juxtaposition. |
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//Might make for an interesting juxtaposition// |
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I agree. In fact, why don't get a mould of the vagina and have someone scale it up and make a hat out of it. A big floppy taco hat that hangs over your face in styles couture. |
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Yeah, then, you can have the badges, the hat, and eat vagina jam and, ride in your vaginauto, and sing the vagina blues, and, oh, happy day! |
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Vagina posts are tasteless. |
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Not going there, just not gonna do it. |
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I once read a novel by Clavell in which one of the legendarily promiscuous characters kept a photo collection of every "jade gate" he'd had the pleasure of penetrating. Didn't make badges out of the photos, though, rather, he had them on display in a cabinet in his office. Odd, I thought. |
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This idea is a good bit odder. |
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Shouldn't the photos go on the jar? |
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I am struggling to post anything on this idea due to a technical issue. [m****d-for-d******n] pun. |
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*Edit - I do think that it is a bad play on words in order to get 'badge' and 'vagina' rammed together without too much of an idea. Maybe it isn't strictly a pun [bris] but it ain't that far away in my opinion. |
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How is this, at all, a pun? The mfd should go. |
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She wore a vast array of Badgecocks. |
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//get a mould of the vagina//
I hear you can get cream for that. |
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The closet tree-hugger couldn’t get enough. Behind his suits stood a row of trunk sections, each flaunting a single pussy patch ... The Badgina Mono-logs. |
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A bunch of females beat the crap out of
him. However, on his grave stone he
posted... :) |
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If the females did die, it would be from laughing themselves to death. Though teetering on the tightrope of bad taste, his ideas almost always amuse me. |
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//teetering on the tightrope// = wallowing in the mire |
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Porcupangina -- chest pain symptoms caused by many randomly occuring muscle spasms. Early signs are fasciculations of the abdominal muscles and wheezing, coarse, expiratory effort some authorities have compared to 'mule cheers'. Later signs are near exhaustion, a severely aching chest and latent stomach and groin muscle damage secondary to choreoathetoid movements and loss of voluntary muscle control. A common symptom report by victims of the condition is "at first it just feels kind of funny". |
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Why can't this idea be used for the
purposes of good? I don't think many
would find it insulting if said badge
necklace wearer was a hot celebrity or a
super model. |
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You could call it a goodgina or
something. |
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The idea rings bells with me. I'm sure I've encountered this exact same idea before but I'm damned if I can remember where. I know Arthur Golden's 'Memoirs of a Geisha' (link) had a character who collected swabs of blood from the virgins he had slept with but it's not that. And it's not 'Sex, Lies & Videotape' where the guy records videos of women masturbating. I'm pretty sure it's a book. Damn, this is going to annoy me all week now!
Anyway, I will give this a [m-f-d] (edited) not because it offends my sensibilities but because sexual trophy hunting is pretty well baked, although I will have to concede (for the moment at least - I wish I could remember where I've met this idea before) that the actual trophies may be unique. |
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I must disagree with the good doctor on the mfd, though it pains me to do so. And I applaud the idea. I know not what we would do if indeed benfrost was dead. |
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The name has to go, though. |
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I disagree with the mfd as well. It's just too sweeping an objection. |
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Yeah... it's an idea. Marking this for
deletion because sexual trophy hunting
already exists is
like marking Vagina Jam for deletion
because we already had strawberry. |
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DrBob: was it 'Flatliners'? |
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Yep, it's an idea, it's new, fortunately original, might be gross-out humour but I'm not gonna call it, but still... aarrgh. My poor, poor brain. |
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I think it's vital that [benfrost] has the Halfbakery as an
outlet. |
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Oh you lot are no fun! Alright, I've edited the m-f-d comment. Bah!
No, I've remembered it now. It wasn't Flatliners, st3f, which I've never seen but it was in a soft porn paperback that I found on someone's bookshelf when I was a teenager. I still can't recall the name of the book but one of the characters had made paintings of the vaginas of all his conquests and had them hanging on his wall. |
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//soft porn paperback that I found on someone's bookshelf// shyeah, *right*. |
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That someone wasn't a young Dr. Bob was it? |
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Nah. I didn't start owning books until I was older. |
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I'll be wearing a good number of these on
my wedding day, obviously. |
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I'm with [goatfacekilla] on this one. (By the way, [goatface] do you kill goats, or do you kill people/things that just have goat-faces(apart from goats, presumably)? Just been bugging me, is all) |
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I thought this might have something to
do with the striped design of the
badger. |
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[Ian Tindale] - sex sound ringtones is a great idea. their sounds - or the sounds of the actual act (recorded onto a discreetly placed mobile phone with microphone) can then be catalogued such that when they call you, their sex sound will harmoniusly remind you of who it may be. |
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That really is a good idea. |
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//because it's novel, artistic and stands on its merits.//
well...two outa three ain't bad. |
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[zen_tom] gfk's moniker is a sly reference to Ghost Faced Killah, a pseudoname made famous by Dennis Coles a celebrated rhymer of words. |
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//a celebrated rhymer of words// Like Keats and Wordsworth? |
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sp. Ghostface Killa aka Sun God aka Tony Starks aka Ghostface aka Pretty Toney aka Tone-Tanna aka Ironman aka Black Jesus aka Ghost Deini. |
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He tends to curse a little more than those other two [AWOL] but yeah, that aside, there's practically no difference. |
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I think if I had to remember all those names (thanks, [calum]) then I might resort to strong language. Would I be familiar with any of his oeuvre?
I'll wager he's probably familiar with Keats' opiates. |
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//Would I be familiar with any of his oeuvre//
Depends how into mid-to-early ninetees kung fu-inspired stripped-down hiphop you are. |
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Maybe it's my bad ... , but I don't hear much from the oeuvre-meisters of funk these days. Could be my "get in school and stay in school" crusty old line is holding. |
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heh, heh, I never thought about it like that.. heh.. |
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Vagina posts really probably have a strong taste. |
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Delicate nectar, actually. |
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Am I the only woman here who wouldn't recognize a picture of her vagina even it was stapled to her forehead??? |
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You are missing the point gentle men, deliberately I suspect. [benfrost] thinks that you (men) have to remember every (photographed) vagina and its accompanying name. |
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Beside the fact that not every guy likes to be that close to my forehead (or vice versa might I add) he wouldn't have to remember my name because he is wearing my badge because I wouldn't recognize it even if he did. |
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"Women don't need fingerprints. They have vaginas." |
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//remember every (photographed) vagina and its accompanying name// |
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You guys name them? Cool. |
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I assume these would also be available at brothel gift shops? |
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//Just because it flirts with the dangerous edge of your sensibilities doesn't make it wrong, merely avant-garde, for your culture.// |
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This is not flirting with any dangerous edge of sensibilities, and nowhere near avant-garde. Whatever the intention here, I am not offended by the 'invention' itself. In fact I am not offended by any bit of it. My reaction is most similar to my reaction to a velvet painting of Mary staring into baby Jesus' face, or Elvis. I am curiously stunned and slightly entertained, in a campy thrift store find kind kind of way, that anyone would ever find it worth making in the first place, and then that someone else thought enough of it to hang it on their wall. |
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Or, in other words, "Oh, another one of those." Not really worth bothering with much, unless you are really bored or procrastinating folding the laundry. |
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a velvet mary ringtone? i won't go into who might wear the badge. |
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//Am I the only woman here who wouldn't recognize a picture of her vagina even it was stapled to her forehead???// |
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I have a friend who has a photo album of stranger's vaginas, ears, noses, and other body parts. All are Polaroids. |
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In his defense, he is a body piercer by trade, and this is his portfolio. |
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//It would probably be difficult to photograph...// |
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This made me laugh. Thank you [scout]. |
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"don't pretend to be so innocent." I like
how he's so unashamed. But I am
talking about [benfrost] here. |
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It's probably way the hell too late to point this out, but the word vagina is sometimes considered to apply only to the interior passage. The exterior that would be easily photographed is the vulva. With some effort, the vagina can be photographed, and the photograph can be sold to a certain magazine, but I'm not buying it. |
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You have a gift, [rcarty]. |
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And for the one's you wished you hadn't, Panic Pinises? |
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