Incomprehensible Language

Being a unilingual person in a bilingual (even multilingual) nation, it is easy to understand the value of being able to selectively communicate with others. It provides an opportunity to tell one person something, that you do not wish another person(who doesn't know the language spoken) to hear - or, understand.

For the rest of us, who only speak one language, we do not have the privilege of this sort of selective communication. That is, until the conception of the Incomprehensible Language.

For this language, there is a mutal understanding between people in a given social group that when an incomprehensible strand of utterances issues from ones' mouth, they are communicating to you that they want to tell you something they dont want somebody else to hear. It is the responsibility of the recipient of this communication to attempt to recieve more information by some means or use logic to figure out what is being said.

This can be simple. If the police come to the door and your accomplice says "Iny fundo gurdan himslock!" you could probably assume he is saying, he would like to tell you something that he can't say in front of the police. Therefore, you go hide all the marijuana and get rid of all of the evidence.

Or it can be a little difficult. You may be in a situation where you dont know who the person being selectively communicated against is. And upon hearing, "Ginslod hin jockslab din sloopen gland", you may have absolutely no idea what to do. If this occurs often enough, your social group may begin assign meanings to certain incomprehensible utterances. Thereby creating a proper language.