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Ancient pictograms are uncovered in the jungle depicting a winged ocelot in various poses and conditions.
Academics of every university clamour for the meaning of these mysterious glyphs.
In the series of images the winged ocelot features centrally, surrounded by unhappy faces, these are then
circled by differing sets of situational glyphs.
In one, some sexual innuendo is being accidentally communicated to the King's wife through the medium of a comb of corn.
In another, a high priest is mistaken for a valet or servant of some description.
Each in the series shares some thread of social embarrassment and after painstaking research, it is announced in a studied paper, that these images are the earliest evidence of the emergence of the sitcom in pre-history.
Quezovercoatl
http://wiki.lspace....awiki/Quezovercoatl Prior Art [8th of 7, Feb 22 2016]
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Now we know why they practiced human sacrifice... |
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Actually, what you were seeing was an ancient fashion show,
where the judges see the models as food, and get to eat the
winner in the end. |
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The Real Housewives of Central Mexico. Whaaa hooo!!! |
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The Darling Buds of Maya. |
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Blimey - the puns have started before the inca was
even dry on the page. |
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I toltec you this was going to happen. |
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I think I'll just sit back and have a cup of tea while
this pun business plays itself out. I'll go and
popocatepetl on. |
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Obviously, the puns are Montezuma's revenge ... |
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It's like that Snoop Dogg song... |
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" With my Mayan on my Aztec, and my Toltec on my Mayan..." |
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