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Do you have orphaned baby goldfish that you need to feed? Looking for a facial application to confuse security cameras? Thinking of entering the second qualifying heat of a seal-drawn sleigh race but the runners on your sleigh are loose? Or do you just worry about the rate of growth of your nasal hair
due to your over-reliance on the original product?
Well worry no more. ICan’tBelieveIt’sNotRentisham’s is made from the finest* ingredients, plus a host of censored additives which almost (but not quite) approximate the real thing. Retailing at up to 50% more than the original, just to make you believe it is superior. Bulk orders available.
(*As in most slender, regarding cost)
transforms two atoms into a single molecule.
http://www.techtime...antum-computing.htm
[not_morrison_rm, Apr 17 2018]
A tin of Rentisham's.
http://www.rentisha...Inside%20story.html
[MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 18 2018]
The European stone stacking championship is coming to Dunbar
http://www.bbc.co.u...ropean-championship
[not_morrison_rm, Apr 21 2018]
[link]
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Now available in spray-can! |
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I know how MB must be feeling, shades of me own "Recursive, geared-down, chopsticks" notion being pirated out somewhere in Shenzen province.. |
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What do I see on Tech Times.." Using laser tweezers, a team of Harvard University scientist nudges one sodium and one caesium together to form a molecule." |
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Lazer tweezers? Oh yeah, and that sonic screwdriver you got for Xmas. |
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Rentisham's legal department will be in touch shortly, [poc].
His name is Angus. |
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He never mentioned it when I saw him this morning. Though in his defense, he was incredibly drunk, even though it was before breakfast. I told him last night that he should probably not start a 10 hour pub crawl at midnight. He said he had enjoyed the one he was just finishing so much, that he thought a second would be a nice finish to a nice day. |
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Ah good. That'll be the "lulling into a false sense of
security" part done, then. |
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Is this the same "flamethrower" Angus whos breath caught fire
at the Samhain Bonfire ? |
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We thought he had spontaneously combusted months ago … |
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He had. But he's not one to let things like that interfere
with the job. |
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"Rentisham's - does what it says on the completely blank tin" |
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Ahem. May I refer you to the illustration in <link>? Our
packaging has always been soothingly uncluttered, but
never "blank". Is it possible that you have been sold an
inferior product by an unscrupulous vendor? |
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//an inferior product by an unscrupulous vendor// I'm not convinced such a thing exists. |
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You've obviously never driven a Citroen 2CV then. |
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//May I refer you to the illustration in <link>?// - ah yes, I must have been thinking of the short-lived "Rentisham's Lite" product. |
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Possibly. That one was an attempt by our marketing
department to capture the American market. It never took
off, mainly because Rentisham's is not allowed to be sold
outside the UK. |
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I was under the impression that the head gamekeeper's assistant,Yoshihara-san, the one who always wearing black pyjamas, and the off-putting habit of bisecting flying insects with a blade - was the one who dealt with those trifling matters of intellectual property rights? |
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Oddly enough on the Beeb website, "The European stone stacking championship is coming to Dunbar." Can it be a bit of a slow news day? |
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Yoshi does handle most IP disputes, but at the moment he's
still on his way back from Dunbar. |
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