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Need a gulp of milk now (not 10 seconds from now)? Don’t want to pour a cup, but afraid of spreading germs? Are you just-plain-lazy?
The Sani-Guzz hygienic fridge-front milk-guzzling system is perfect for households full of busy individuals-on-the-go. With its unique cup-on-carton double-pour Toss-A-Cup™
dispenser mechanism you can drink “straight from the fridge” without spreading (or contracting) viruses, bacteria, protozoa, prions or any other germs! No saliva on the spout and no backwash.
How does it work? It’s simple! A stack of mini paper cups is loaded into the carton-mounted under-spout cup rack. Instead of putting your mouth directly on the carton’s spout, you put your lips to the upper-most cup. When tipped, cool, fresh* milk simultaneously pours from carton to cup and from cup down your gullet.
Gulp away to your heart’s content! When satiated, put the apparatus back in the fridge and remove the germ-ridden cup from the stack, leaving a new clean cup ready for the next stand-up lactarian.
*If it were any fresher you’d be under a cow.
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Now really, I don't think you should spend an hour in front of the open fridge each day, [AO], even if it does inspire you! + |
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Two refrigerator ideas in a row could be just a fluke. Don’t get suspicious until you see a third. |
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I used to lay in front of the refrigerator containing my keg homebrew and drink from the tapper while reading....ahhhh, the good old days. |
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Great, but now my family and I will not be exposed to the
myriad germs we've been getting for years (I chug several
times from every open milk container we ever use--don't
tell my wife), so will we eventually lose some vital
immunity this has been providing? I have the same
concern regarding anti-bacterial soap. |
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You drink antibacterial soap? Does your wife know you're sanitized? |
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Yeah, but only as a beer chaser, not after milk...no, no,
no, I have the concern about washing stuff--hands, dishes,
floors-- with anti-b. soap. I guess I should know by now I'll
rarely get a straight answer around here. |
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Will the fridge moo as well? And you'd BETTER come up with the cookie-feeding attachment too! |
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cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie |
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Not so much a cup as a disposible milk tube. Sort of a giant straw that prevents backwashing. |
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I have those same concerns, Mr. Ox, but moreso for future generations. |
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Ahh, but you've removed a vital component for the 'from the carton' crowd. - Guilt. - |
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Oh the exquisite pain of the quick glance, open, gulp, close....never so sweet does the milk taste... |
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