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Infant milk formula designed for various aged babies and infants, such that the product sold for newborns is pure milk but sucessive products are each slightly meatier and more savoury than the last so that by the time the child is about two it is drinking pure, delicious gravy.
For those not accustomed
http://www.google.c...vy%252F%3B520%3B367
[blissmiss, Jul 02 2014]
Dirt_20Fortified_20Infant_20Food
add some dirt to fortify! [xenzag, Jul 02 2014]
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There could also be a further range of entirely unnecessary yet highly lucrative products for sale to parents of 3-6 year olds, called perhaps "Growing Up Gravy", the product being the exact same as the age 2 gravy product but packaged slightly differently. |
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But we need biscuits for the gravy. Biscuits and
gravy...yum, hence linky. |
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If it shaded gradually from gravy through beer to
applesauce it could cover the whole age range. |
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+ Yum, and then really old people can go back to
drinking bottles and will love the gravy, also! You can
dissolve their meds in it. (My Dad hates taking his
pills, but if he didn't know they were in there...) |
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//(My Dad hates taking his pills, but if he didn't know they were in there...) |
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Allegedly some meds are time release, so if you did get them to dissolve, might not be such a good idea... |
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Its not a *** is it? Hee hee (one happy po!) |
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Is hippo having a baby hippo? |
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No, no - this was, I'm ashamed to say, one of those ideas where the idea started with the pun in the title and I then struggled to concoct an idea to fit it.
......That's not to say though that you shouldn't leap to the conclusion that I might have had a hand in making [po] happy last night. |
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Got it. (Here's hoping Mrs. Hippo has an open mind.)
Glad [po] is happy too. |
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Isn't this going to increase tooth decay? [+] |
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I don't see how. He is increasing the savory and meat
content, exponentially, not the sugar content. That
would be cruel.(You would end up with a hyperactive
baby with bad teeth.) |
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Add in small amounts of money that double each year, and you have "cradle to gravy train". |
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