h a l f b a k e r yCogito, ergo sumthin'
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Get your morning off to a philosophical start.
Bite size figures of adults, children, house, auto, pets, coin, etc.,. After 9/11 people are taking more time to think about what's important in life. Don't you want your morning cereal to reflect that sensitivity. Feed your head with these delicious
prompts.
Silly fish, Hurdles is for adults.
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Instead of *snap*crackle*pop* it goes *ommmmm*... |
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I really, really, really like this. At first I was thinking, "Oh, god, no, I'll just sit there at the breakfast table contemplating all these things, staring while my cereal gets soggy, and worrying about my day." But then, I realized that, after this moment of pause, I then get to EAT those hurdles! That makes it wonderful, you see, what with the metaphor for conquering clearly represented by the very tactile crunching of my jaw upon the symbols of my trials. Bravo, sir. |
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Served as part of a complete breakfast, including juice and a love-shaped croissant. |
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Can you make a version that looks like my boss? A cereal effigy? Hey, now that's an idea... |
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Baked - our plant manager already has a face like chewed muesli. |
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Scrolling through the cereals, misread this as "Herpes Medication Cereal" |
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It could be that too. Put some kind of weird purine analogue in it, stick a gout warning on the box and you've killed two birds with one stone. It would probably make your hair fall out and give you aplastic anaemia, but then you can't have everything, can you? That's rather the point of the cereal. All things must pass. |
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