h a l f b a k e r yClearly this is a metaphor for something.
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I love my hotwater bottle. It has a furry badger character
cover, but what I would really like is a hotwater bottle that
takes the form of a long snake. I'm naturally calling this
version the Hotwater Boa.
The main advantage of the snake bottle is that it can
stretch out the length of an
entire bed, or be coiled
completely around any body part requiring extra
continuous heat.
This might be for therapeutic injury reasons, or simply
because your legs and feet are cold at night.
Made of extra toughened rubber, Hotwater Boa gets filled
at his gaping mouth that conceals the watertight stopper,
and also acts as type of splash protecting funnel.
A variety of fleecy covers with printed snake patterns are
available to compliment the Hotwater Boa.
'Horror Snake' version has outline of small swallowed
animal that functions as extra storage capacity.
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One vivid dream later, I'll have a rubber horror Boa neck tie and a toe tag. |
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You must have gotten one of the remote controlled
assassin snakes. These are very rare, and not
talked about, but the secret's out now. |
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I'm adding a delux heat seeking roomba option to the idea so that it can autonomously rove around under the bed covers, searching out cold spots. |
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A version of this concept is already available in blonde, brunette, or redhead. |
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