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1/12th of the people who read their horoscope
will be in for a funny prank. All the other horoscopes
say
standard BS about how great they are, how wonderful
everything's gonna be, but one month is extremely nasty.
Aries: You're a wonderful person and this is your month.
Leo: Your inner
beauty shines as you find true love this
month!
Sagittarius: You're smelly. Very very smelly. Use some
soap
for Christ sake. You smell like a damn goat.
Capricorn: Like beautiful flowers, you're really blooming
and great things await you.
Etc.
The sagittarius would of course read the other
horoscopes
and see that only theirs was singled out. Now I assume
NOBODY would take this seriously and jump off a bridge,
they'd see that all the other sagittaria got pranked too
and everybody
would laugh and have a good time.
Of course, this would change every month so everybody
gets a chance to be part of the fun.
Anteater Attacks
https://www.youtube...watch?v=31vXN7NYpl8
[Voice, Jan 26 2020]
[link]
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In the novel "Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency", the
protagonist always has a terrible horoscope in his local
paper, because he'd once riled up the mystic. |
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"Pisces: Several people you haven't seen for decades unexpectedly show up at your memorial service". |
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"Taurus: your post-mortem reveals that your claim to being
immortal was an exaggeration." |
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"Libra: When you tell your friends and family 'I feel really ill' you will be entirely correct, and at your funeral they will be racked by remorse". |
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//Have one month be very insulting and nasty. (in a fun
way)// |
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You see, [doc], this is the mistake you keep making lately.
You begin with a potentially evil idea, but then somehow veer
off into niceness. |
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Off with his head. Oh wait, maybe we could get by with just
a few fingers and toes, or to make things simpler we could
just give him a hair cut, or brush his teeth for him, or
something like that...Right??? |
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Wrong. "RELEASE THE ANTEATERS !" |
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(Anteaters have huge claws, but no teeth - and an enormously long tongue. They can, therefore give you an extremely nasty lick. |
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Terrible way to die ... ) |
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//They can, therefore give you an extremely nasty lick...
Terrible way to die ... // |
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I hadn't realized [doc] was so toxic - you mean like a cane
toad? |
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More like a cross between a Fugu fish and a Basilisk, but basically yes. |
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Poison wouldn't enter into it but yes, attempting to
lick me (or anybody without being invited first) is
probably not a good idea. Could lead to... trouble. |
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