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I have invented the first device that makes Christmas Holidays go more slowly... Back at work and its obvious Christmas holidays GO TOO QUICKLY! depressing... so this device will solve the problem completely... The invention is a piece of card with leg support. The card allows application of a sachet
of fresh paint... usage instructions are to watch this card daily during holidays for about an hour... this will make Christmas holidays go more slowly...
This device also works for other types of holiday or general annual leave or lieu days from work..
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Some kind of huge flywheel that slows the
rotation of the Earth during holidays and the
weekends, then whizzes up to double speed
Monday to Friday. |
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Some kind of huge flywheel that slows the
rotation of the Earth during holidays and the
weekends, then whizzes up to double speed
Monday to Friday. |
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Some kind of device which makes me see double. Twice the
Christmas in the same amount of time. Preferably non-
alcoholic. |
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Slooowwwwww Doooowwwwnnn! |
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Haaaappppppyy Neeeewwww Yeeeaaarrrrrr! |
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Have elderly relatives visit for the holiday period. |
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Six days feels more like six months. |
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Ha too. I'm planning on watching paint dry this year. There may be
some kind of reward... |
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Its quite possible this device will come with a "achievement points" system whereby each sachet of paint watched contributes towards your overall total of "holiday slow-down points"... after a year customers with the highest number of holiday slow-down points gets a........ free holiday! |
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