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Some kind of huge flywheel that slows the
rotation of the Earth during holidays and the
weekends, then whizzes up to double speed
Monday to Friday. |
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Some kind of huge flywheel that slows the
rotation of the Earth during holidays and the
weekends, then whizzes up to double speed
Monday to Friday. |
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Some kind of device which makes me see double. Twice the
Christmas in the same amount of time. Preferably non-
alcoholic. |
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Slooowwwwww Doooowwwwnnn! |
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Haaaappppppyy Neeeewwww Yeeeaaarrrrrr! |
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Have elderly relatives visit for the holiday period. |
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Six days feels more like six months. |
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Ha too. I'm planning on watching paint dry this year. There may be
some kind of reward... |
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Its quite possible this device will come with a "achievement points" system whereby each sachet of paint watched contributes towards your overall total of "holiday slow-down points"... after a year customers with the highest number of holiday slow-down points gets a........ free holiday! |
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