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Trained baboons to serve drinks on planes, much cheaper for the airlines than a stewardess so consequently the price of your ticket would be reduced.
For those who want to know why,,.
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look at the Jul 09 2014 annos [Skewed, Jul 09 2014, last modified Jul 16 2014]
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Finally, an idea I can bum. I mean bun. |
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They are intelligent, and remarkably agile. Getting items from
overhead lockers would be easy, and their massive reach would make
serving passengers in the window seat trivial. Add a few grips above
head height and they could move rapidly around the cabin without
using or obstructing the aisles. |
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Have we a stewardess in the bakery, I've just been boned? |
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//We suggest Orang-Utans// |
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I can think of no reasonable or logical reason to reject you're proposal (8th), they would indeed be ideal. |
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To preserve the joke though (not to mention title integrity) we'll have to put them in baboon masks & strap fake baboon bums to their arses. |
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Has to hold back hand in response to posting "fake
baboon bums", for all the obvious reasons. |
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<obligatory Goon Show reference> |
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Bloodnock: Have a gorilla |
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Seagoon: No thanks, they make me cough... |
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They could do the safety demonstration upside down. [+] |
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//We suggest Orang-Utans. They are intelligent, and
remarkably agile.// |
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There speaks a borg who has been outwitted by an
orang-utan. |
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//Have we a stewardess in the bakery, I've just been boned?// |
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Um... no, no that's not right, that would have to be a steward. slapped with a fish?, yes that was it, I was slapped with a fish... |
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Hurts don't it. Try some aloe on it. Could have been
the autoboner. In that case, welcome to the dark side. |
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Wouldn't it be them rather than me going dark side as it were? |
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//There speaks a borg who has been outwitted by an orang-utan |
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Not to mention their silence on their time in the Papacy, I mean, the Borgias, bit of a give away... |
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It was fun while it lasted … |
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Not merely borg but Infallible borg....that must have been interesting... |
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