h a l f b a k e r yVeni, vedi, fish velocipede
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
A mattress which looks like any other mattress. Press a switch and the central portion sinks down, leaving a person-sized depression. One can now hide under the covers without that tell-tale bump.
Use to surprise unsuspecting loved-ones. Also good for hiding away from intruders or the police.
[link]
|
| |
Great, now I can sleep on my stomach in the morning. |
|
| |
FJ, was that a problem before? <grin> |
|
| |
Simple, workable, practical and lets you scare the bejaysus out of people. What more could we want? + |
|
| |
Although if the person you are surprising doesn't suspect that they are one of your loved ones, you could get prosecuted. |
|
| |
//person-sized depression// |
|
| |
But it usually feels bigger. |
|
| |
[squeak] But how could they prosecute you, if the police couldn't find you...? |
|
| |
Can you throw it into reverse so that it leaves a person sized shape in the bed whilst you hide in the wardrobe. He he he he. |
|
| |
Put me down for three. (That'll confuse 'em) |
|
| |
st3f - well I'm confused but what is new? |
|
| |