Helicopter Retrofit for Commercial Aircraft

GROGco Presents It's Best (Bathtub) Idea Ever! It will be wildly entertaining to children and severely mentally handicapped people! Retrofitting aircraft will be a snap! Airports will no longer require hundreds of acres! Passengers as well as pilots will now enjoy a full 360 degree panoramic view!

<ahem> Now that I have you sold on the idea, here are the trifling petty details:

Simply remount one of the engines backwards. Once liftoff is achieved through the natural aerodynamic wing design, the rapidly spinning helicraft can now rocket across the friendly skies by alternating spasmodic and orgasmic firing of the jet engines, spinning and propelling it’s passengers toward their eventual destination!

As an extra-added bonus attraction, the more adventuresome passengers can take advantage of the On-Board Tattoo Parlor in the back of the aircraft, where skilled artists will apply the “…I Wanted a Nice Relaxing Flight But All I Got Was This Lousy Tattoo…” tattoo.

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