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GROGco Presents It's Best (Bathtub) Idea Ever! It will be
wildly
entertaining to children and severely mentally handicapped
people! Retrofitting aircraft will be a snap! Airports will no
longer require hundreds of acres! Passengers as well as pilots
will now enjoy a full 360 degree panoramic
view!
<ahem> Now that I have you sold on the idea, here are the
trifling petty details:
Simply remount one of the engines backwards. Once liftoff is
achieved through the natural aerodynamic wing design, the
rapidly spinning helicraft can now rocket across the friendly
skies by alternating
spasmodic and orgasmic firing of the jet engines, spinning and
propelling it’s passengers toward their eventual destination!
As an extra-added bonus attraction, the more adventuresome
passengers can take advantage of the On-Board Tattoo Parlor
in
the back of the aircraft, where skilled artists will apply the
“…I
Wanted a Nice Relaxing Flight But All I Got Was This Lousy
Tattoo…” tattoo.
Now Accepting Investors.
Ahem.
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[MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 12 2019]
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It appears I have recklessly snitched previous art! Now I
will have to assemble a phalanx of high priced Ambulance
Chasers, Sheister Lawyers, Blood Suckers, Sharks and
Weasels to negotiate
a Hostile Takeover of all things Helicoptish... |
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