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You put them on loose, and the warmth of your body (or on cold days, a hairdryer) shrinks them to a snug fit. Going through the wash slackens them again.
" far too loose sheep intestine technologies "
https://www.etsy.co...oms-pack-of-3-1980s
( ah, that brings back some good memories ) [normzone, Dec 11 2015]
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Who needs to use blue nail polish with these on, especially when sitting by the fire. |
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//"One size fits all ..."// - ah, so you've read J.R.R. Tolkein's poorly-received prequel, "Lord of the Socks"? |
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You could use them for playing golf, especially if you had a hole in one. |
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These can breathe, right? Otherwise I anticipate a
problem... |
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Not just breathe, they have a heartbeat and need to be fed. They're also extremely territorial about just whose feet can wear them. One thief who 'borrowed' a pair met with a grizzly end as the Heatshrink Socks, somehow feeling the injustice against their original owner, shrank all the way to a terminal case of deep vein thrombosis. |
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How does one take them off?? (plunge feet into ice water?) |
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Post-shrinking, they should be no tighter than an ordinary sock. Ordinarily. |
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OK, I'll bun this. I really don't like socks that stretch out and go down into my boots or shoes! + |
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If we're going to make shrinkwrap sheep skin, why not make advances in far too loose sheep intestine technologies? |
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Fourex fitting a little loose, [4and20] ? |
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Well, it's the twentyfourex, after the first twentythree sheep met their maker. |
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