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Harmonic Porch Swing
or Porch "Ring". Combination excersize machine - sex toy - musical instrument - retirement gift | |
A regular porch swing or rocking chair is tuned to "ring" at a
fundamental pitch, with a frequency of say one swing or
rock
per second, and is capable of, but not optimized for "ringing"
at higher harmonics. I would like to have a porch swing or
rocking chair that would ring at a number of
different
harmonics at once, so if you were swinging at one time per
second you would also be waving back and forth at 2 time
per
second and bouncing up and down at 4 times per second
and
vibrating at 8 times per second, etc on up to the parts of
the
contraption being made to really ring with musical tones so
that the overall experience would be wholistic -- rhythmic
and chordal. This
kind of a swing-rocker would of course have to be tunable. I
suppose electronics could be added and feedback loops
incorporated but better to work out the acoustic version
first. Retire in style.
Acquisitions in the Sex Toy industry
http://techcrunch.c...ane/?source=gravity [JesusHChrist, Feb 25 2014]
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