Many hamster* wheels geared together to drive a
gatling gun.
Needs extra small hearing protectors. Issues to be
resolved are logistics of lettuce leaves and shredded
paper to the front line, and a NATO
standard sunflower seed. The last thing you
want to happen is many bullets, but the
sunflower
seeds jam.
Small uniforms also needed to fit in with the
Geneva Convention. Clarification on Russian field
mouse to NATO hamster exchange ratio.
*No relation to Abu Hamsta, late of Jordan **.
** Yes, I am really this bored.