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// It would be on a pike obviously. // |
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There could be a special version for parrots, in which the support pole has a built-in voice response system. |
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Thus when the parrot asks "Who's a pretty boy*, then ?", the owner would have a perfect opportunity to call out "Don't tell him, Pike ! " in imitation of Captain George Mainwaring. |
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Then again, that would probably lose its enjoyment after the first five or six thousand repetitions ... |
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*Other genders of parrot** are available - enquire at your friendly local pet shop for more information. |
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** Purchasers are advised to avoid the Norwegian Blue, which despite having beautiful plumage is very prone to abrupt death. |
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It's official then. The eyes have it. Motion carried. |
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Wait... you still have birds in October?! |
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We have them all Winter. The little teeny guys. The
ones in the big fake fur coats and snowboots. Well,
sometimes that is. |
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Here the crows stay all winter... everything else with wings seems to vacate. |
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It's always made me wonder why there are no white arctic crows. |
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//Not a new idea ... “But this one lets the birds
poke at the EYES! And it’s on a PIKE!”
— kdf, Aug 26 2020// |
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I assume kdf stands for king dumb-fuck. |
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The idea is just a joke. Like your face. |
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Shhh. The original non-fake design ran into ... petty legal issues. |
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