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Near a dark corner on a small street, there sits a small building, a unique building.
Inside are many 'bakers, talking unintelligably (at least, so it seems), talking of Hullabaloons and Panic PIN's and suchlike.
At the bar are unusual foods and drinks, ones never seen before by an outsider, all
being from the Food Category of the 'Bakery, produced specially for this one tavern. Strange illustrations adorn the walls, and in the corner of the main room sits a few computers for halkbakery use.
Any newcomers are observed with great curiosity, and although many will leave, some will stay and earn the title of 'baker.
The exact whereabouts of this tavern are unknown, but nonetheless, it exists, if only in imagination.
Taveren Jive
http://www.taverenjive.com/
Jive Talkin' Taveren [hidden truths, Nov 29 2005]
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Shameless elf promotion [csea, Nov 30 2005]
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Food is croissants damnit. |
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Croissants definitely served there. They wouldnt dare not serve croissants. |
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You could serve fish chowder to go alongside the croissants (it's actually very nice) |
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It sounds like the kind of place I'd like to go. I can imagine a great brass telescope set up by the window and lots of secret compartments hidden in the furniture. Let's not even mention the huge bookcase that seems to encircle the entire bar containing eldritch tomes and the latest thoughts on the mysteries of quantum mechanics. |
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More interesting than all this of course, would be the curious bunch engaged in animated discourse throughout. |
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And Thursdays would be "Pirate Line-Dancing Night" |
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It should be called The Cull & Skink. |
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Maybe name it after a particular idea, the Flocking Road Cone has a nice ring to it. |
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what is that scary place in the link? |
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Could explain why so many posters are blind drunk. |
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Just a band I found when googling for "Taveren" Ben. |
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Can I get a good bowl of Half Bay Curry? [link] |
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Why would anyone need computers for Halkbakery use? Why, indeed, would anyone want to use the Halkbakery? Surely they would want the Halfbakery instead, which presumably they could access using galvanic skin responses. |
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I nominate Ben & Jerry's Halfbaked cookie dough ice cream as the official dessert. |
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Have a bun to eat whilst there. |
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The animal. (Unabubba's nightclub). |
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