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Gyrobeasts
Greek, cylindrical, and great with fries | |
Genetically engineered cylindrical meat-beasts, with thick muscular layers (preferably chipped, spiced, and formed). Lungs, digestive tract, and other internal organs are arranged in a central cavity down the axis of the animal. Legs are optional, as long as you are also willing to genetically engineer
the symbiotic Rollerbeast. Might even be able to produce its own yogurt, if you can figure out where to put an udder.
Dietary Timeline
http://www.sirc.org/timeline/1999.html
For pfperry - Scroll to September - I'd anno'd from memory [thumbwax, Aug 22 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Cylindrical meat beasts
http://res2.agr.ca/...e/6-1-97/salami.gif
I dunno, looks Baked to me... [DrCurry, Aug 22 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Ah, the unending wonders of genetic engineering... |
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If you leave a gyro in the fridge long enough, it might just wind up this way on it's own... |
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I only looked at this 'cos I thought it was gonna be about some kind of self levelling 'breasts'. Unfortuanately its another stoopid idea, concerning the abuse of animals..... Eat veggie!! Vegetarians don't get bowel cancer. |
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Enjoy your male child's potential genital defects while you're not busy having bowel cancer. FYI - veggie diet reduces bowel cancer likelihood - not eliminates. A diet rich in dairy produce in conjunction with poultry reduces breast cancer in women.
As for me, I'm looking forward to that Iron-rich Rib-Eye Steak in 13 hours. |
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Blast, foiled again. I, also, misread with some hilarity, thinking of what could possibly be lurking behind an idea for 'gyrobreasts'. *sigh*... |
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I thought this was going to be a measure to thwart cow-tipping pranksters... or to really mess with their heads (as tipped cow bobs straight back up again a la Dracula rising from the grave). Guess that's just my weeble obsession. |
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There's no question mark following his name, [blissmiss]. |
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I'm just thankful it doesn't say "Gynobeasts". |
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Thumbwax, have you got a ref for "A diet rich in dairy produce in conjunction with poultry reduces breast cancer in women"? I can only find studies linking high dairy consumption with increased breast cancer. (and, many other bad things). |
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bliss! bris! wax! No, I'm not back.
only bored today
back temping again, you see.
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...and ingloriously ignominious. |
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