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I was helping a friend buy a pillow today, and i found one that had a price tag of $149 AUS! I couldnt believe it, but damn it felt soft. So my mind instantly wandered to where I could also appreciate such goosey feathered comfort . . .
A specially insulated goose down pair of undies would not only
add support and comfort, but would also provide warmth during those winter months.
Sitting for hours on the tram would be a delight!
The bulges would be a little unsightly for public wear - but much like the calvin klein - show your unsightlies craze, a feather or two billowing from your trousers would suggest your loyalty to genital and bottom comfort. . .
google search for "goose down"+"underwear"
http://www.google.c...2%2B%22underwear%22
Loads of links. Firewall restrictions prevent me from delving any further, fortunately. [DrBob, Mar 29 2001]
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Not to mention lower your sperm count. oops I just did. |
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no, i mean put a goose down your underwear. |
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I'm not typing out the full three pages, but here's a short extract from Rabelais's 16th Century novel Gargantua, Chapter 13; How Grandgousier realized Gargantua's marvellous intelligence, by his invention of an Arse-wipe: |
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Then I wiped myself with a hen, a cock, and a chicken, with a calf's skin, a hare, a pigeon, and a cormorant, with a lawyer's bag, a penitent's hood, with a coif, with an otter. But to conclude, I say and maintain that there is no arse-wiper like a well-downed goose, if you hold her neck between your legs. You must take my word for it, you really must. |
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Just thought you'd appreciate that, benfrost. |
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[benfrost] describing yourself as the Goose Down Under is a little harsh :) |
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