h a l f b a k e r yLike gliding backwards through porridge.
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Not to mention lower your sperm count. oops I just did. |
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no, i mean put a goose down your underwear. |
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I'm not typing out the full three pages, but here's a short extract from Rabelais's 16th Century novel Gargantua, Chapter 13; How Grandgousier realized Gargantua's marvellous intelligence, by his invention of an Arse-wipe: |
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Then I wiped myself with a hen, a cock, and a chicken, with a calf's skin, a hare, a pigeon, and a cormorant, with a lawyer's bag, a penitent's hood, with a coif, with an otter. But to conclude, I say and maintain that there is no arse-wiper like a well-downed goose, if you hold her neck between your legs. You must take my word for it, you really must. |
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Just thought you'd appreciate that, benfrost. |
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[benfrost] describing yourself as the Goose Down Under is a little harsh :) |
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