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Everyone knows the inconvenience of a wedgy, especially at the beach when it's tricky to re-do it unnoticed. So this is the deal; pearce 2 rings into your cheeks, design underwear with hooks and ready-steady-go!
interview with ali landry
http://usersa.usunw...r/ali/talk-int.html scroll down to the middle of the page for the question about tips and tricks [mihali, May 30 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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How 'bout Velcro instead of rings? Superglue the hooky side to your butt, and sew the fuzzy side to your wedgie-able garment. |
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Or, for a less permanent solution, there's always the Handyman's friend: duct tape. |
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this is baked by miss usa contestants, except no surgery is required. they have been known to spray glue on their butts so that their swimsuits don't ride up. see link. |
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Hehehe... if youre at the beach (as you said) and have a wedgie, why don't you go in the water and fix it? Beats gluing your knickers to ya butt. |
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I can see the guy in the piercing shop now, as i go in and ask for a double buttock job, his eyebrow raised as i finally knowingly rid myself of bayside wedgieness. |
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Someone of Jackass must've read this and thought it's seriously a good idea... |
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I was really hoping this was an idea about remaking *Gone With The Wind* for a modern audience. |
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