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So don't eat the icing, sheesh! |
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Don't eat the yellow icing? |
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I dunno about not eating the icing... sometimes it can be just so light and fluffy... |
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I fail to see how taking home a "goody bag" is better than taking home a pet virus. [+] |
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Assuming your friend isn't blowing spittle onto the cake, what difference is there between eating a slice of the cake and sitting in the same room as your friend? Do you honestly believe that every breath of air you take is a sweet, virgin, never before inhaled paradigm of purity? |
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Every flame you blow, every germ you make |
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I prepared the cake in my shower. I baked it as I bathed. |
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Makes my sore throat ache" |
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Reminds me of that calculation that every breath you take likely contains something like 1000 molecules that were sometime in the past exhaled by Leonardo da Vinci.... |
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Oh, and I assume that when you hand your friend the candelabra, you are wearing gloves, n'est-ce pas? |
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